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Hayley Smith

MIKE: So we finally met at the Surf Club, Hayley. I'm stepping in for Stephen actually!!!

HAYLEY: Sharp, I have to say!

MIKE: You're ”sharper”, girlie

HAYLEY: Irene's the only one allowed to call me that way

MIKE: Got the message. Now let's talk family!! You're pretty fresh in Summer Bay, eh??

HAYLEY: Yep! Came here in late 1998 and enjoyed Irene's hospitality ever since!!

MIKE: Sort of HOSPITAL at Irene's??

HAYLEY: Sorry - didn't get the joke!

MIKE: Sorry, Austrian humour!! Now back to ya rellies!!

HAYLEY: Got two brothers: NICK and WILL

MIKE: We haven't learnt much about Nicky. What's he like??

HAYLEY: Struth! He's a real problem child

MIKE: Why d'ya say so?

HAYLEY: He got involved with this drug dealer in early 1999 when he begged Will to come and see him down in the city. Awful story, this blue with the user, better forget it for good

MIKE: Hum. What about Will then??

HAYLEY: Will's not bad unless he's got these confusing ideas like asking Sam to ”abduct” me to some Surf shop or design a board for him

MIKE: Yeah, what about Sam??

HAYLEY: I dropped him, we was a nerd!!

MIKE: Why this!!

HAYLEY: Being jealous of Mitch in this exaggerated way was really repulsive. I deserve better than that

MIKE: Wasn't he right. Mean ya and Mitch..hum.. he eventually got the hots on you. This windsurfing teaching and touching down at the beach!

HAYLEY: Mind you!!!!!!

MIKE: Donna be so touchy!!

HAYLEY: It's not of your business!! But, OK, Mitch is a cute bloke. Living under Irene's kitchen was heaps cool. Having a shower and the others popping by.

MIKE: Sort of soft porn I gather..

HAYLEY: You're such a creep. Mike

MIKE: Sorry, donna let Stephen know.

HAYLEY: Nope!

MIKE: Back to NEW FLAMES! What d'ya think bout teachers-pupils things!

HAYLEY: What d'ya mean??

MIKE: Harry Keller!!

HAYLEY: What about him. Should I be grateful for the bad mark he gave me.

MIKE: Mark? Talking bout HARRY!!!

HAYLEY: Are ya nuts!!

MIKE: Nope hate NUTS!! Yeah but Irene arranging this dinner was like a kick start for a schoolgirl crush, ain't?

HAYLEY: Telling be I had loads of potential really impressed me.

MIKE: Planning to turn into a science buff then??

HAYLEY: Who knows!

MIKE: Better be careful! Beware of Shauna, too!!

HAYLEY: Am aware of the steps I take.

MIKE: Has Irene learnt of this yet?? Mean she's working at school though

HAYLEY: Ain't stupid!!

MIKE: Let's talk art!!! You've done 3 major ”projects” in pretty no time by now Vinnie's body painting, Ken's portrait and participating in this model contest!!

HAYLEY: Vinnie's body stuff really looked for real!!

MIKE: One can claim that! Fisher confirmed believing Vinnie's uniform has shrunk!!

HAYLEY: We had a good laugh at it although Fisher couldn't see why!

MIKE: Yeah. He ought to strip when being painted!!

HAYLEY: Nope, wouldn't be tempting with all this paint on his chest.

MIKE: Why wasn't Sam cool bout ya idea at the first place?

HAYLEY: For he's a nerd!!!

MIKE: OK. Let's talk about the portrait. Really looked progressive in its technique

HAYLEY: Yeah! Had been missing dad awkwardly then thus I decided to paint him the way he was supposed to be at the mom

MIKE: Yeah, but the imagination burst like a soapy bubble, eh?

HAYLEY: Yeah! I was that happy when he finally turned up having read about my entry in the newspaper but I was too little then and to naive to realise all these things he'd been doing to mum

MIKE: It struck ya like a lightning out of the blue!!

HAYLEY: Yeah! He told us he'd become a different person being able to restrain from the booze but all the promises turned out to be lies.

MIKE: It's hard to get rid of one bad habit! Take Irene i.e.!

HAYLEY: Yeah, but it was different for dad deliberately pretended and even stuffed up things concerning this job offered thanks to Irene's begging. I'll never forget the highly embarrassing moment when dad dashed into class drunk as a lord!! All my friends still keep staring at me!

MIKE: He didn't do it on purpose

HAYLEY: I know but still...

MIKE: What d'ya think bout Irene being kissed by Ken??

HAYLEY: It was sort of shock for Will popping into it but at least we've got something to tease Irene with. Nope, I reckon Irene has already forgotten him by now

MIKE: But It was Ken buying ya painting!!

HAYLEY: Yeah, creep of Duncan harassed me with his bike and left these muddy prints behind. Thus I thought it wouldn't harm if my pic would go with the trash can out but it was my ex Sam having the guts or heart, I don't know, to show it to Fisher thinking the mud on the canvas was sort of personal touch, frenzy, eh??

MIKE: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

HAYLEY: Very funny!! OK, he got hold of it but I won this day at the races, donna forget about this!!

MIKE: How could I? This ”who is dating who” stuff. Poor Sam and Will nearly couldn't restrain from vomiting... fab!!

HAYLEY: Losers!! The ride in this high-speed car was real fun!!!

MIKE: Are ya disappointed at the fact ya dad bought the pic, though?

HAYLEY: Bit or sort of. Thought someone had really liked it. And appreciated this flamin' yakka put into it

MIKE: Ungrateful child!

HAYLEY: Get lost!

MIKE: Let's discontinue talking painting what about this modelling stuff??

HAYLEY: Yeah, didn't know about it till Heather bothered me all the time . What a slime bag!!

MIKE: Why didn't she choose ya?

HAYLEY: Never been friends so donna ask me. Reckon she must have thought Peta was far too unattractive though

MIKE: Lucky Will you persuaded Peta to stick to this idea!

HAYLEY: Yeah. She only did it to get back on Heather

MIKE: What d'ya think bout the return of Robert Perez!!

HAYLEY: What's Robert got to do with me? I see. Hope he abducts this flamin' brat Duncan for good.

MIKE: Brill train of thought!!

HAYLEY: Yeah, the shooting down at the beach was unforgettable

MIKE: So far about ya masterstrokes

HAYLEY: Mind you, you forgot to mention my brill pic being trashed by Joey

MIKE: Yeah, he virtually ripped it into pieces!!

HAYLEY: Yeah!! It was frightening!! Never forget him saying my pic would emit evil messages.

MIKE: Yeah. We all miss Joey!!

HAYLEY: OK, have to rush back to school. Lunch break's over. See ya.

REBECCA CARTWRIGHT

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